How about that ending, right?! What a bizarre and potentially awesome left turn that was. Did it come totally out of nowhere for you all too? Because I didn’t see it coming in the slightest, and now I’m a little bit worried that I’m a moron that missed all the signs. I don’t know how many times I’ve gotten caught up enjoying something and didn’t see the obvious twists coming. Like Marion Cotillard in The Dark Knight Rises!! So obvious in retrospect, but it completely caught me by surprise while I watched the movie. I can be a real dope that way. This feels very out of the blue though. Anyway, more on that soon, but first…
SUCH BIG SPOILERS!!
Seriously, the ending of this book is NUTS and you REALLY don’t want to read about it here if you haven’t read the issue yet. Don’t rob yourself of an awesome “What the hell?!” moment. You’ll kick yourself and regret it until the day you die.
Okay, carrying on.
So, let’s do a quick rundown and then go through the three big things we learned. There’s a big dust up on Mount Olympus and Apollo takes the throne and banishes Hera. Hermes escapes with an in labour Zola while Wonder Woman gets SUPER powerful and kicks the crap out of Artemis. Then Wonder Woman goes back to Earth to Zola but Hermes has stolen the baby and given it to Demeter (told you she’d come up again!!) and then the crazy ending.
First up, Wonder Woman’s got some epic powers!! It seems that she’s been keeping herself in check, with the help of her bracelets. Remember how last month Artemis and Apollo took down Wonder Woman and the team with ease? While this month, Wonder Woman pulled off the bracelets and BAM:
She’s got Zeus powers!! And she schooled Artemis easy peasy. She could have taken out Apollo too, but instead they cut a deal that he won’t harm Zola’s baby.
Obviously, these Zeus powers are new. I’m not sure if they’re something she’s had forever that’s been kept in check or something that came about when she found out about Zeus being her dad. Seeing as this is a new universe still, we don’t have a lot of backstory. Maybe next month with the #0 issue we’ll learn more about these powers. Regardless of when she got them, keeping them in check is a very Wonder Woman thing to do. Both so she wouldn’t hurt people with them AND so that she wouldn’t get corrupted by such epic power. They’re a new addition to the character, but handled in a very Wonder Woman way.
I’m not entirely sure how I feel about Wonder Woman having this much power. I’ve liked how Wonder Woman’s been portrayed as strong and capable but not to the levels of invincible or unstoppable. Did she even fly before Hermes hit her with the feather in this issue? I think it’s much more interesting when a character CAN be beaten, because when they win it means more. Now, the bracelets will maintain her former power level, but knowing she can bust out Zeus powers whenever she needs them sort of lowers the stakes. But they are very cool, and I do love that she keeps them contained. We’ll have to see how they play out.
Second, I’m very sad to say that Hermes is the traitor. I’ve been worried for months that it would be him, since they’ve been teasing it in the solicits and he was sort of the obvious choice because he’s not the obvious choice, you know? Lennox is new and crotchety and hasn’t earned trust yet, so that’s too obvious, and Strife is just Strife. Hermes is the only one Wonder Woman and Zola really trusted.
So he stole the kid and gave it to Demeter!! That bugger. I LOVE Hermes… he’s my favourite character in the entire DC universe right now, and I really hope he had a good reason for this and that he gets some redemption. If he’s just a jerk like all the other gods, I’m going to be bummed. But Demeter seems like a gal who sees the bigger picture with things and hopefully they concocted this plan for the baby’s own protection.
It looks like when we come back in October, Wonder Woman is going to be hot on Hermes’ trail, so I assume at some point we’ll get a confrontation where all the cards are laid on the table. Until then, it looks like my favourite character won’t be around and part of the awesomest team-up ever. Not cool.
And now, OH MAN that last page. There are so many things going on here!! Let’s look at the whole thing and go through it:
NEW GODS!!!! WHAT??!! That’s so fun. SO random, but so fun. That dude seems to be Orion, from the helmet, and he’s taking off through a boom tube to who knows where. Orion is, if you don’t know, the son of Darkseid, the evil ruler of Apokalips who we saw in the first new Justice League arc. He was raised on New Genesis and is a peaceful, good superhero.
So that’s just bonkers. It could be a bad scene, since the last time we saw the Greek gods mixed up with the Apokaliptan gods was the end of Amazons Attack, and what a ridiculous mess all of that turned out to be. However, I think this could be really cool, and the scheming evilness of Apokalips would actually mesh rather well with the fiendish Greek gods we’re currently enjoying.
Now, to me the big question is whether there is one thing happening here or two. Is it one complete scene, where Orion busts out of the ice, puts on his helmet, and takes off through the boom tube, OR are these two different stories.
Note the colour difference, obviously. The first two panels are blue and the next two are red. This hardly suggests continuity. Also, the arm busting out in the second panel is all scarred and torn up and bloody. The arm of Orion in the third panel is very smooth and unmarked. Also notice the shift in the narration. In the blue panels, it says:
Betrayal, death… perhaps the fall of Olympus.
And then in the red it’s:
Or depending on how you look at it… a beginning. New gods.
The blue panels seem to be about Olympus and the Greek gods while the red panels seem to be about Apokalips and Orion.
So maybe, and this is just me spitballing here, the first two panels are the reckoning for the Greek gods. Apollo taking the throne has had repercussions, and now something’s coming for them. Perhaps that arm is Zeus himself, emerging to take back his throne. Then the last two panels are about what’ll happen with Orion and Apokalips, and something else entirely is going on there.
I think I might be on to something with my “two different things are going on here” theory, but I’m not exactly sure what that something else is with the Orion stuff. Here’s my completely random, wild, unsubstantiated, and historically off-base theory: Zola’s kid is Orion. Or grows up to be Orion. The prophecy in the first issue said that “the one responsible shall rule in fire”, and what’s more fiery than Apokalips? The prophecy also states “one of your father’s children will murder another and take their place”, and isn’t there some Fourth World stuff about Darkseid’s downfall at the hands of Orion being prophesied? The prophecy here doesn’t say which god the child will murder to take their place… it could be Darkseid.
Of course, this theory has HUGE holes, namely that Orion is Darkseid’s son, not Zeus’. But hey, it’s a whole new universe!! Maybe they’re mixing it up. It would also mean that unless Demeter rapid grows that kid somehow, it’s not going to come up for a while. That would be a) lame, and b) make for a dumb tease. So I’m very likely wrong here. Or at the very least wildly off-base. But it’s fun to come up with off the wall theories!!
Anyway, New Gods!!! I don’t know when and I don’t know how, but I’m excited to see what they’re going to do with them. We’ve got the previews for the next three issues, and after the #0 issue in September, the next two are all about the search for the betrayer, ie. Hermes. Tony Akins is also on art, and Azzarello seems to save the big stuff for Chiang, so maybe once that wraps up we’ll be into the New God stuff. OR maybe it’s just an editorially mandated tease for something DC has going on elsewhere, their Trinity War maybe. Who knows?
Finally, Lennox putting himself back together with duct tape is just hilarious:
Nicely done, guys. Wonder Woman’s been really good since the Hades storyline wrapped up, and it’s little moments like this that make me love it.