It’s election day in the United States, and I hope all my American readers are out voting!! It’s your civic duty AND you get a sticker. It’s win-win. Plus Wonder Woman would totally want you too, even though she’s an illegal immigrant and probably can’t vote herself. Well, I suppose the Golden Age Wonder Woman could, seeing as she bought Diana Prince’s entire identity. But these days, I don’t think she’s a registered citizen. But if you are, get on it!!
You may not get to vote for this super great ticket:
Though what a ticket that would be. Diana Prince AND Etta Candy? You’d get a fair, smart leader, and it would definitely be a huge boon for the candy industry. Obama/Biden and Romney/Ryan may not be quite as classy as that ticket, but you should definitely go vote for one of them. Either or.
Before you do though, let’s learn from the girls who voted AGAINST Wonder Woman in Wonder Woman #7. Note how they’ve been distracted from the superior ticket:
So there’s a lesson for all of you: Don’t be fooled by the pandering white guy. It’s just something to keep in mind when you head to the polls.
Happy election day, Americans!! Stop reading this now and go vote!!