The three part “Nine Days” wrapped in today’s Sensation Comics, bringing to a close a story that never seemed to find its footing. There was a lot going on, with Strife and Eris, two sides of the same goddess, interfering in diplomatic relations between two hostile, neighbouring countries, with Wonder Woman in the middle trying to negotiate peace. Despite the many factors at play, the results were entirely predictable. The goddess of strife caused strife, the cartoonish leaders of each nation both reacted as you’d expect over one getting oil and not the other, and Wonder Woman literally had to throw them in a room together and make them sort out their differences. Oh, and there was sort of a fight in the middle.
When the reader knows how the broad strokes of a story are going to play out after the first installment, it’s not a particularly enjoyable read. If you’re going to follow an abundantly obvious formula, it better be the best version of that formula ever put to paper, or in this case to the screen, or the reader is going to be bored. We all know that superheroes are going to win in the end; that’s a given. But writers have to set up real stakes beyond that, invest the reader in the outcome of every character, and throw some twists and turns in along the way. “Nine Days” failed to do any of that.
The story’s awkward art only made things worse. It wasn’t terrible, but things never looked quite right to the point that it became a constant distraction, especially with Wonder Woman. For example, Guinaldo and Fernandez gave Diana oddly shaped glasses that never seemed to sit properly on her face. As Wonder Woman, her bangs shot off at odd angles in a way that gave her a bit of a mullet vibe. Little things like this added up to make the art an unpleasant reading experience. Combined with the obtrusive narration and a hit and miss colouring job, the book left a lot to be desired, visually.
I don’t want to keep going on about how this was a badly put together story because it’s not bad in an offensive way, just subpar across the board, so it’s nothing worth getting worked up over. I don’t really have anything nice to say about it, so I’m just not going to say anything more. The full story will be out in print form in September, so if you didn’t read it digitally, check out the book and see if you agree or disagree with my assessment! Sensation Comics will be back with a new storyline next week with what looks to be an Earth 3 crossover, the evil Superwoman vs. our favourite Amazon.